CNFans Spreadsheet Lingo Decoded: How to Talk Your Way to Better Deals
Hey friend! So you've been browsing those CNFans spreadsheets and feeling like everyone's speaking a different language? I totally get it. When I first started, I thought "GP" was some kind of video game rating and had no idea why people kept talking about "batches." Let me break it all down for you – and more importantly, show you how understanding this lingo can literally save you money.
The Essential Spreadsheet Vocabulary
Before we dive into negotiation tactics, let's make sure you're fluent in spreadsheet speak. Trust me, knowing these terms isn't just about fitting in – it's about making smarter purchases.
Quality and Batch Terms
- GP (Guinea Pig) – Being the first person to order something untested. Risky but can lead to amazing finds!
- Batch – A production run of items. Different batches = different quality levels, even from the same seller.
- B-Grade/B&S – B-grade means minor flaws (often discounted). B&S means "bait and switch" – avoid these sellers!
- OOS – Out of stock. The heartbreak of spreadsheet shopping.
- RL/GL – Red Light (reject it) or Green Light (ship it). You'll see these everywhere in QC discussions.
- Budget/Mid-tier/High-tier – Quality categories. Budget isn't always bad, high-tier isn't always worth it.
- OG Price – Original or retail price for reference
- W2C – "Where to cop" – asking where to buy something
- Domestic shipping – Shipping within China to your agent's warehouse
- Freight forwarding – The international shipping part
- Consolidated shipping – Combining multiple orders into one package
- 9 AM - 12 PM China Standard Time (CST)
- 2 PM - 6 PM CST
- Avoid major Chinese holidays (Chinese New Year is basically a month-long break)
- "Firm price" – Don't waste your time negotiating
- "Best offer" – They're expecting you to negotiate
- "Contact for price" – Usually means bulk discounts available
- "Price drop" – Recently reduced, probably won't go lower
- "Flash sale" – Already discounted, act fast
- Sellers who get hostile when you ask for discounts
- Requests to pay outside the platform (scam alert!)
- Vague answers about batch quality or product details
- Pressure tactics like "buy now or price goes up"
- Refusing to provide additional photos
- Be polite and patient, even when things go wrong
- Leave honest, detailed reviews
- Recommend them to others (sellers notice referrals)
- Pay promptly and don't dispute charges unnecessarily
- Remember that there's a real person on the other end
- Research prices on multiple spreadsheets first
- Be specific about what you want
- Mention if you're a repeat customer
- Ask about combined shipping
- Be willing to walk away
- Lowball insultingly (20% off max is usually reasonable)
- Negotiate on already-discounted items
- Be rude or demanding
- Expect Western-style customer service
- Share negotiated prices publicly without permission
Pricing and Transaction Terms
The Art of Seller Communication
Now here's where it gets good. Most spreadsheets link to sellers on platforms like Taobao, Weidian, or 1688. And guess what? Many of these sellers are open to negotiation – you just need to know how to approach them.
Timing Is Everything
I learned this the hard way: don't message a seller at 3 AM China time expecting instant responses. The best times to reach out are:
Phrases That Actually Work
Here's my personal collection of negotiation phrases that have saved me hundreds over the years. You can copy these directly or adapt them:
For bulk orders:
"Hi! I want to order [X] pieces. Is there a discount for multiple items?" – Simple, direct, works surprisingly often.
For repeat customers:
"I've ordered from you before (order #XXXX). Do you offer returning customer discounts?" – Loyalty matters to sellers too!
For slow-moving inventory:
"I noticed this item has been listed for a while. Would you consider [price]?" – Be respectful but confident.
For combined shipping:
"I'm ordering multiple items. Can you combine shipping to reduce costs?" – This alone can save ¥20-50 per order.
Reading Between the Spreadsheet Lines
Here's something most guides won't tell you: spreadsheet prices aren't always final. When you see annotations like "negotiable" or "price may vary," that's your green light to haggle.
Price Indicators to Watch For
My Top Negotiation Strategies
The Bundle Approach
Instead of negotiating on single items, I always try to bundle. Message the seller something like: "I'm interested in items A, B, and C. What's the best price for all three together?" Nine times out of ten, you'll get 5-15% off.
The Patience Play
Add items to your cart and wait. Seriously. Many sellers track abandoned carts and will send discount codes after a few days. I've gotten 10% off just by being patient.
The Off-Season Advantage
Want winter jackets? Buy them in spring. Looking for summer pieces? Shop in fall. Sellers are motivated to move seasonal inventory, and your negotiating power increases dramatically.
The Review Promise
Some sellers offer discounts in exchange for detailed reviews with photos. This is a win-win – you save money, they get social proof, and the community gets valuable QC info for the spreadsheets.
Red Flags in Seller Communication
Not every negotiation goes well, and some sellers aren't worth your time. Watch out for:
Building Long-Term Seller Relationships
The real secret to consistent deals isn't one-time negotiation – it's relationship building. I have three or four sellers I've been buying from for years, and they treat me like a VIP now.
Here's how to build those relationships:
Quick Reference: Negotiation Dos and Don'ts
DO:
DON'T:
Putting It All Together
Learning spreadsheet terminology isn't just about understanding what you're reading – it's about becoming part of a community and using that knowledge to shop smarter. When you can speak the language fluently, sellers take you more seriously, and your negotiations become more successful.
Start small. Pick one or two phrases from this guide and try them on your next order. Track your savings. Before you know it, you'll be the one helping newbies decode the spreadsheet mysteries.
And hey, if you score an amazing deal using these tips, pay it forward – update those spreadsheets and help the next person out. That's what this community is all about.